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3月18日

She can dance!

I put this up for Shupe because she never saw it! Sophie Merry doin her thing in a car park. Great!
 
 Sorry if it's not a good link, try Googling on Sophie Merry, you will get a couple of vid links, it is worth watching!
 
 

A walk through time.

 

I have been thwarted in so many ways that I aint even going to go there! I went for a walk this morning and took some pictures as I probably won't be going that way again. These are very strange times for me and I can't say that I recommend them at all.

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Ominous early morning clouds, completely clear on the right, completely cloud covered on the left

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They were both standing in that puddle on one leg each, then I got my camera out, need I say more? Anyway Jemima Puddleduck came to mind at the time.

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I think this was an old Motor Torpedo Boat from WWII which was someone's home until a falling out occurred, now it is just gradually falling to bits. Hmmmmmmm.

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Mud flats cold and dangerous, we got a hovercraft to rescue silly buggers who try and walk across!

DSC01949  Like I said, BEWARE holiday makers

 

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A lovely rusty old winch, quietly returning to ground from where it came.

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I thought of HAL when I saw this monolith!

3月13日

Practice makes perfect

 Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his Uncle was trying to read in the den.
The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Johnny's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
His uncle listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For hells sake, Johnny, can't you play something this damn dog doesn't know?"
I love this gag!
3月3日

So how does this work then?

Greetings to all,

I have been checking out apartments locally and have found myself in something of a quandary.

I looked on the web and saw various places that were of interest to me at first appearance so I contacted the AGENTS, mmmmmm yes it's Agency time!

How the hell these guys manage to do it!? I found a place which was perfect, 2 bedrooms, right price, right location (in fact perfect location) emailed the agents last night, came home from work expecting emails or phone messages as I had asked to view it. Nothing?

I called the agents, "Ah yes that flat was on for about 1 hour before it was let I am afraid" An hour!!!

Ok, so "What else have you in that area? I have all day tomorrow to view places so what time is best for you?"  " Your kidding me!"

"So you can't make any viewing's tomorrow then? Possibly Thursday??" 

The situation is as follows:-

Nice places go in an hour, but you can't make an appointment for days??????

I called another one, this guy at least sounded helpful, went through some properties, nothing particularly exciting but maybe one? "

I am free tomorrow to view it, what time can you make it?"

"Oh nothing for tomorrow I am afraid, were fully booked for viewing's until Friday "(today is Monday!)

I knew I was onto a loser when I called the third one, I got a girl called Tabatha ( I never knew anyone was actually CALLED Tabatha! )

"Hi I'm interested in your rentals, can you tell me anything about Blah Blah"

Her reply was amazing " Do you have any pets?"

no

"Do you have any bad debts?"

"no they are all good" (hehehe) "Can I see this place tomorrow?"

"Oh no we are short of staff tomorrow, is Thursday any good?"

WTF!!!!

Anyway, here are a couple of piccies for you perusal.

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Carly is now legal and on the road again!! YaaaaaYYYY! (Try clampin that fecker!)

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Sammo,quietly pleased, so he should be!

3月1日

Inner peace.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
 
 By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.
 A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
 So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.  
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece.
Peace on you, hehehehehe