In depth interview with Dr Justin Thyme, international expert on creepy crawlies!

Am amazing discovery, which has to date been a closely guarded secret, has left the scientific community in a state of high excitement!

Below is a transcript from my interview with Justin (a close friend and raconteur amongst the jet set of Somerset)

Dodge "Well Justin this certainly is an amazing discovery, what exactly is all the excitement about?"

Justin "It all began a long time ago, when I was cleaning my car"

Dodge "That must have been a while ago!"

Justin "It was"

Dodge "Is it your round then?" 

Justin " Well I bought the last 4!"

Dodge " Well done mate, don't want to change a winning streak eh? Mines a large one!"

Justin "What about the spiders then?"

Dodge " What about em? Ahh yes, please tell all"

Justin " There are whole new generations of spiders, who have made an amazing transformation to what would normally be the natural habitat for them to breed and prosper!"

Dodge " And that would be?"

Justin " Wing Mirrors!!!"

Dodge "Sorry mate it must be this particularly fine ale, I thought you said wing mirrors"

Justin "I did"

Dodge "Spiders have grown wing mirrors??? I know they can zip along at fair old rate but why would they need em?

Justin " No you friggin idiot! They live there!"

Dodge "Who does?"

Justin ( he banged his pint on the table, almost spilling some!)

" The spiders, thousands of generations have been born and bred in the confines of wing mirrors. they spin a web when the car is stationary, usually between the wing mirror and the little rubber bit between the door and the glass. Then nip back inside the mirror and wait for the harvest of bugs as they are driven about!!"

Dodge "Bugger me!"

Justin "Exactly! Much more efficient than hanging of some bush or something, a moveable feast in fact! They never have to leave, just snooze away till the car stops, then nip out and grab the bugs festooned on the web then back inside well fed and undisturbed. With todays cars they even have heaters in the winter, it is an amazing discovery!"

Dodge (at this point I nipped off to have a look at my wing mirrors, do you know, there it was, a web! I gave it a poke and out came the spider! Clocked me and pissed off back in behind the mirror)

Justin "See, I told you!"

Dodge "You certainly did Justin, gosh! So what are the repercussions of this within the scientific community?"

Justin "God only knows mate, but they are clever little buggers aint they?"

Dodge "Look if you lend me 10 quid I will get the next round in, we should celebrate this!"

As if by magic Stan appeared, (see xmas edition for a photo of this elusive and colourful character)

Stan " What ho Dodge, what you drinkin then?"

Dodge "God knows, but mines a large one!"

I'm afraid things got a bit fuzzy from here, but never mind eh? Check your wing mirrors and see if they have moved into your motor!

All enquiries from the scientific community should be posted with money, FAO Dodge, C/O The Pheasant Pluckers Arms, (next door to where the Post box used to be) Somerset.

It's a funny old world innit? The nurse says it's time for my medication now, so I have a rest.

I have no idea why I thought this might be something of interest to anyone, but here it is anyway!

“Roosevelt observed that capitalism is unequally divided riches while socialism is equally divided poverty. Gulag prison life meant an equal distribution of death among the rich and poor, old and young.”

God preserve us from leaders with high visions is all I can add, it usually means that fat cats are going to get fatter and the rest of don't matter. I think I need a rest now!

Rumours of my ultimate demise were of course exaggerated, although various seemingly endless encounters with ISP's stretched my patience to a single strand!! Finally I am restored to the world of naught's and one's  arranged in some meaningful order. I hope all of you guys out there are all ok and that you might enjoy some of the pictures that I rather liked the look of. So without further ado......

Yeah I'm old fashioned, but I love this stuff!                     What would you do with a time machine eh?

Fabulous face.                                                                  Gordon Brown's future!

I can't add to this, it's just beautiful!

Creativity, (an a lot of chainsaw action!)

That is some tree!!! Fabulous colours.

Originality                                                                         What a colour!

WOW!                                                                        Nice oldie

Ahhhhhhhh!                                                                          Whoa!

Great shot, pretty girl, works every time!                      very fast food.

No I still don't have my DSLR yet, all things come to those who wait, one day I will have it, then I will be a shutter monster!! Leave a comment if you like em, if don't like em, keep it to yourself hehehe.